my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Do vagina's smell?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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