I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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