Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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