why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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