jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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