i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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