you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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