you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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