so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
then he tried to convert me to islam
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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