they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I'm always down for nudity.
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