i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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