we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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