Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize