hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
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just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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