My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
