He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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