When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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