Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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