So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
sex on a bike is impossible
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