Fuck appropriateness.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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