I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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