You made me cry and you don't even care
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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