S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
