Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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