is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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