but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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