You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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