i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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