I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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