so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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