Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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