..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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