Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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