i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he puts the penis in happiness.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
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Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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