Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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