If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Even my vagina gasped.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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