You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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