Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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