I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
In America we eat man semen.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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