You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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