: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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