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penguin condom
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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