Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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