Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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