Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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