i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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