Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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