I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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