can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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