he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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