so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
