Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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