i barfeds in our rink
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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