Just mADE A PArabola og urine
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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