she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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