is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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