The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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