You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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