Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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